*I've loved you for a thousand years*

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When you’re fighting with your sibling and you hear your parents coming

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ZUCKERBERG.

this is a fuckin gif parade. right clickin all up in this bitch.

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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

If you don’t reblog…

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When that one quiet kid talks in class

”It speaks ?!”

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Dear Unfollowers,

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ON FACEBOOK:

h4h4h4h4:

MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR:

LOGGING IN:

FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH:

DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH:

SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH:

TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS:

FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS:

IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS:

ERRORS:

LOSE A FOLLOWER:

GAIN A FOLLOWER:

FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK:

START GETTING TIRED:

STAY ONLINE ANYWAY:

ULTIMATELY.

TUMBLR = NEVER BORED.

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I hate doing presentations

Right before you get up your like:

then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:

Then the audience is staring at you like:

and your insides are like:

and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:

at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:

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I cant stand when people say a baby’s age in months after a year old.

The parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”

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Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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i hate it how the whole class is pretending there wasnt homework and just one nerd has to fuck up the whole thing.

teacher: did i give up any homework?

whole class: no we didnt have any homework..

nerd: uhm yes we did guys..

whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.

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